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I am immediately sorry!
Apologies to ya-ssui, the owner, and to the whole internet.
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Welp. That’s it. Every potential inappropriate joke we may say has already been said and done by this.
WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP
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still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
act one: ah yeah this musical is awesome, things could be better for some characters but yaknow, things are mostly pretty good
act two: EVERYTHING HAS GONE TO SHIT. LITERALLY EVERYTHING. I HAVE NO TEARS LEFT. WHO WOULD WRITE SUCH A TRAGEDY. WHY.
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
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#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like
that is actually a perfect description
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you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
there are two kinds of people…
Scott: Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison…
Jackson: This fire is still not as hot as me.
Derek: My family died in a fire.
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actual line from the show
is this show even real or
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I’m so sorry y’all
especially about the Sam one
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