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I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE
Let’s Play - GTA V - Merica
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Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.
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me and my friends
Teen Wolf cast dancing at the MTV Movie Awards
I love how Sinqua’s up there all trying to lead a nice Jack Johnson style sway.
Except Daniel’s pulling some sort of weird half boy band move.
JR’s doing ‘the creeper’.
Dylan’s like typical bass player who’s in his own world.
Posey thinks he’s in a most pit.
And Hoechlin’s like the nerdy kid who accidentally got invited to the frat party and all he knows how to do is a Jersey Shore fist pump and a kumbayah clap.
lol Hoechlin. He’s so adorable.
Lord only two of them have any rhythm. bless their hearts
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shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
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Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…
you can’t stop me, Peter Hale edition
people are tweeting from space
people are literally tweeting and vining photos of the earth from outside of it
And yet I can’t get internet to tweet in my dorm room